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The Empire Cinema, Leicester Square, London 25th - 29th August 2011
We love it - BBC Radio 5 Live
It's so good it's scary - The Guardian
“The Woodstock of Gore” Guillermo del Toro
GORE IN THE STORE
REVIEWS BY FANS FOR FANS
5 STAR FAB - 1 STAR RUBBISH
Chain Letter
Freight
The Door
Warlock
Rubber
Prowl
The Man Who Fell To Earth
My Soul To Take
The Lost Skeleton Returns Again
The Last Lovecraft:
Relic of Cthulhu
Blood Cabin
Caged
The Gathering
Patrol Men
Finale
Sharktopus
Stonehenge Apocalypse
We Are What We Are
Skyline
Beadways
Age Of The Dragons
Husk
Jackass 3D
Let Me In
Let Me In - second opinion
Altitude
Savage
Saw3D
The Last Victim
And Soon The Darkness
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
Bedevilled
Travellers
Game Of Death
I Survived BTK
Primal
Lovecraft
Fear Of The Unknown
The Living AndThe Dead
RED
Buried
Missing
Ticking Clock
The Lovers Guide - 3D
The Shock Labyrinth 3D
Deadfall
Bamboo BladeSeries 1, Part 2
Lake Mungo
Lemmy
Amer
In Their Sleep
Open Door
Zombie Town
The Hole
Outcast
Outcast(Second Opinion)
Choose
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Mirrors 2
Deadly Crossing
Death Race 2
The Last Exorcism
Gore In The Store
Review Archive
Note to self: Stop hoping the RESIDENT EVIL franchise will improve because it’s now clear it won’t as each successive sequel has continually and depressingly squashed that expectation. Time to give up. Back at the helm of the Capcom Entertainment videogame-to-film series he inaugurated, director Paul W.S. Anderson once and for all puts the Zzzz in zombies with the fourth mind-numbing, inert and pointless instalment so far. If anyone out there remains interested, AFTERLIFE picks up where Russell Mulcahy’s third, ‘Abomination’, sorry EXTINCTION, left off with fading perfume supermodel Milla Jovovich still trying to convince us she’s an actress (THE FOURTH KIND, hello!) as Alice – in wonder bland - rescuing T-virus survivors in a living dead overrun Los Angeles. They’re holed up in a barricaded prison, barbed wire and iron gates tenuously holding off the growing cartoon army of the dead. After the usual action tropes - Alice and Chris Redfield (PRISON BREAK’s Wentworth Miller) submerged in dank floodwater trying to locate the artillery room, Alice and Claire Redfield (Ali Larter) fighting the ginormous Axeman, Alice and A.N. Other TV C-Lister pairing up to echo whatever Capcom inspired game level - they step into a trap tracing her Umbrella Corporation nemesis Albert Wesker (Shawn Roberts) to the rescue ship, Arcadia. Admittedly visually impressive; lots of clinical white futuristic designs and cool Apple style gadgets pepper the backdrop. However under Anderson’s ‘look at me’ showy direction – though I did like the overhead shot of the two-seater plane cutting a bloody swathe through the zombie crowds, and the cryogenic capsule deck choreography - the dramatically redundant narrative is garishly over-played and, between the glossy xbox-influenced action, simply becomes aimless and tedious. By the way, you get to the end of this conspicuously commercial product only to be greeted by a virtual ‘To Be Continued’ scenario. What an absolute cheat! If you ever wondered what THE MATRIX might look like in 3D the answer is here – in a shoot-out finale with the now super-powered Wesker dodging slow-motion bullets in his long black coat. Yawn!
At least AFTERLIFE was shot in 3D, using the same cameras James Cameron had on AVATAR, and the quality does show. Anderson heaves axes, artillery, shattered glass and those series favourites, the THING-style dogs, at the camera to wincing effect, scored to a storming tomandandy score, the best aspect of this movie by a mile. Trouble is nothing Anderson does is ever scary and all this effort amounts to is just a by-the-numbers lame scare-fest.
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