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Directed by John Gulager. Starring Jenny Wade, Martin Klebba. Horror/Gore, USA, 2009. Maria * - Gareth **

DVD and Blu-ray UK release date: Available now.

A group of survivors from Feast 1 & 2 have to once more escape the clutches of some big bad monsters!

Feast 3 picks up straight after where the second film ended, with the characters stranded on the top of the roof. The film begins with a tongue in cheek gindhouse style character lowdown; giving the audience a bit of background information and life expectancy of the main players.

The action begins pretty much straight away with the dwarf, Thunder, trying to catapult to the next building and failing miserably ending up being eaten alive by the 'Devil Dogs' (as Shit Kicker calls them).

After the biker girl kills the first monster with her bike, the group continue on their journey and get stuck in the sheriffs prison cells. They manage to escape with the group getting split up. Slasher makes his own way with the hobo as a shield to get to his car, in the process he ends up locking himself in a storage container. And then comes the disturbing and slightly ridiculous 'rape' scene. While hiding he is raped by the monster and he subsequently gives birth to a hybrid monster that has a vaguely human appearance with a bigger arm and big balls!!

What’s left of the group, after the slasher hybrid lives up to his name, follows the biker girl underground into the hobo’s home, which turns out to be a bus. They try to escape, but there is no fuel, just as the monsters appear. They are saved by the mysterious Prophet just in the nick of time. They enter a sewer and split into two groups. As they journey through they encounter monsters, sewer people and a marshal arts expert who loses both arms but still somehow manages to save their lives!! But as the Bartender says ' you don't need arms to kick ass'.

Once out of the sewers and just when you thought you had seen it all they eat a monster alive. And for the finale a giant robot crushes the remaining survivors! The credits roll with a song sung about the 3 films.

This film plays with its tongue firmly in its cheek. You know what to expect from start to finish with its grindhouse style approach, its over-the-top gore, and it's stupidity (a monster raping a human and one of them pooping out a decapitated head). Although there is no real story to the film it did bring the odd smile to my face (but not mine! - Maria). The film will not appeal to anyone that is expecting a creature feature like Aliens, this is more in the realm of a Troma film.

Gareth Martin & Maria Phillips

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