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by jonbly
Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:50 pm
Forum: FF 2017
Topic: Tragedy Girls
Replies: 14
Views: 1244

Tragedy Girls

8/10 - Plural! Winner of the 'Least Plausible Kill' Award for impaling the Mayor halfway down a 20ft flagpole... without anyone noticing... while she's leading a march. That's some stealth skills that Leslie Vernon would be proud of...
by jonbly
Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:38 pm
Forum: FF 2017
Topic: The Terror of Hallow's Eve
Replies: 5
Views: 553

The Terror of Hallow's Eve

6/10 - didn't really connect with this one. The Trickster... just looked too much like Dobby.
by jonbly
Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:27 pm
Forum: FF 2017
Topic: Top Knot Detective
Replies: 4
Views: 452

Top Knot Detective

5/10 - A good idea, but for me it didn't go far enough or fast enough. Flat ending, followed by a mind-numbingly funny coda.
by jonbly
Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:23 pm
Forum: FF 2017
Topic: Lowlife
Replies: 6
Views: 510

Lowlife

8/10 - Lots to like here as the film winds through multiple viewpoints to give all sides of its story.
by jonbly
Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:03 pm
Forum: FF 2017
Topic: Still/Born
Replies: 5
Views: 529

Still/Born

8/10 - Ermagerd, a scary movie at FF17. The fans are revolting (well it is day 5)! Personally, this worked well enough that I'd have left out the 'extra scare' at the end and just played it straight. Also, I kept assuming that Mother was going to show up at the house for wacky mistaken identity shen...
by jonbly
Mon Aug 28, 2017 1:24 am
Forum: FF 2017
Topic: The Villainess
Replies: 8
Views: 832

The Villainess

7/10 - An extended remix of Nikita - sharing some of the same set-pieces, but adding more plot and some frenzied (if wobbly) action sequences. At times the frame-rate just isn't adequate for the action. Confusing at times with multiple time-periods and face/name-changes.
by jonbly
Mon Aug 28, 2017 1:17 am
Forum: FF 2017
Topic: Mayhem
Replies: 7
Views: 739

Mayhem

8/10 - Manic fun, but shows its limited budget at times.
by jonbly
Mon Aug 28, 2017 1:09 am
Forum: FF 2017
Topic: Double Date
Replies: 2
Views: 417

Double Date

7/10 - Pacing was a bit uneven, and some of the humour a bit weak... but still a decent enough horror comedy.
by jonbly
Mon Aug 28, 2017 1:01 am
Forum: FF 2017
Topic: InControl
Replies: 1
Views: 241

InControl

6/10 - Tricky one, this... like Shrooms in the sense that by its nature it's impossible to know what was really going on. Which, in the end, limits its effectiveness.
by jonbly
Mon Aug 28, 2017 12:55 am
Forum: FF 2017
Topic: Killing Ground
Replies: 12
Views: 1036

Killing Ground

7/10 - Pretty good example of the running-around-in-the-woods genre. But I need closure, dammit! What happened to Banjo?
by jonbly
Sun Aug 27, 2017 10:32 am
Forum: FF 2017
Topic: Game of Death
Replies: 4
Views: 498

Game of Death

7/10 - Pretty good, though the initially vapid characters took a while to gel. The gore shot for Jogger #1 was comedically bad.
by jonbly
Sun Aug 27, 2017 10:25 am
Forum: FF 2017
Topic: Cold Hell
Replies: 1
Views: 286

Cold Hell

8/10 - Superior thriller, albeit without that much horror in the mix. Good characters, good action.
by jonbly
Sat Aug 26, 2017 8:30 pm
Forum: FF 2017
Topic: Attack of the Adult Babies
Replies: 11
Views: 1056

Attack of the Adult Babies

2/10 - Full credit to the editor of the trailer for this, which somehow didn't look like a steaming pile of poo. It's not funny, it's not scary. I guess it might be possible to get drunk enough to enjoy this... might you might die of alcohol poisoning first. We await your experimental results.
by jonbly
Sat Aug 26, 2017 6:20 pm
Forum: FF 2017
Topic: Jackals
Replies: 5
Views: 581

Jackals

5/10 - Too many jackals spoiled the broth on this one... little tension to be generated when the ending is inevitable. A bit flat anyway.
by jonbly
Sat Aug 26, 2017 5:45 pm
Forum: FF 2017
Topic: Alone
Replies: 3
Views: 436

Alone

6/10 - Oh, hey, it's After from FF2012 again. Stupid idea, stupid solution, but kinda liked the characters. Deeply disappointed that no-one let off the grenade launcher. Oddly, it looks like it might be setting up for a potentially more interesting sequel... if anyone will still stump up a budget af...