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by jonbly
Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:38 pm
Forum: FF 2018
Topic: One Cut of the Dead
Replies: 13
Views: 7832

Re: One Cut of the Dead

No idea if this adds anything or not, but... Hollywood edition!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0917FBP9Y
by jonbly
Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:48 pm
Forum: FF 2019
Topic: A Good Woman is Hard to Find
Replies: 6
Views: 3108

A Good Woman is Hard to Find

8/10 - Hard going for the first half hour of life as an unemployed single mother of two. Luckily, a selection of villains start to muscle their way into the plot and things get a lot more interesting...
by jonbly
Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:42 pm
Forum: FF 2019
Topic: Rabid
Replies: 7
Views: 3251

Rabid

8/10 - Solid remake. Personally, I don't really like the tentacle... or the thing on the wall for that matter ... to me, they feel like they've wandered in from a different movie. And seriously, only in a horror movie could someone walk into a room and not notice that until they've backed into it...
by jonbly
Mon Aug 26, 2019 5:30 pm
Forum: FF 2019
Topic: The Banana Splits Movie
Replies: 2
Views: 1757

The Banana Splits Movie

11/10 - Is it too early to talk about Oscars?

<honk honk>
by jonbly
Mon Aug 26, 2019 3:35 pm
Forum: FF 2019
Topic: Satanic Panic
Replies: 2
Views: 1859

Satanic Panic

8/10 - Lots of good clean Satanic fun to be had here.
by jonbly
Mon Aug 26, 2019 3:33 pm
Forum: FF 2019
Topic: The Black String
Replies: 3
Views: 2075

The Black String

7/10 - A strong performance by Frankie Muniz but a let-down ending.
by jonbly
Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:57 pm
Forum: FF 2019
Topic: Nekrotronic
Replies: 5
Views: 2476

Nekrotronic

8/10 - Ghostbusters 4. Whilst clearly short on the budget side, this movie's goofy charm and energy keep it bouncing merrily along... aside from a fair bit of exposition.
by jonbly
Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:48 pm
Forum: FF 2019
Topic: Ready Or Not
Replies: 6
Views: 2795

Ready Or Not

9/10 - Excellent mainstream horror with comic touches.

Did anyone else struggle, whenever Daniel (the brother) came on screen, not to yell out
Spoiler:
"Daniel isn't real!"
?
by jonbly
Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:20 pm
Forum: FF 2019
Topic: Daniel Isn't Real
Replies: 3
Views: 2011

Daniel Isn't Real

7/10 - Neither Luke nor the shrink should have been stupid enough to empower Daniel. Following the movie's own logic,
Spoiler:
Daniel will just jump to another host now Luke's dead.
by jonbly
Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:13 pm
Forum: FF 2019
Topic: Eat Brains Love
Replies: 1
Views: 1476

Eat Brains Love

7/10 - Enjoyable romp at first, but runs out of steam by the end. Unresolved.
by jonbly
Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:11 pm
Forum: FF 2019
Topic: Spiral
Replies: 6
Views: 2951

Spiral

6/10 - This one didn't make a lot of sense to me... why harrass them at all? Contrived to fit its social agenda.
by jonbly
Sun Aug 25, 2019 12:44 pm
Forum: FF 2019
Topic: Why Won't You Just Die?
Replies: 2
Views: 1774

Why Won't You Just Die?

8/10 - Russian version of the old 'boyfriend meets father' story. It does not go well. Great fun.

I really want the closing music (Fuck You by The Hatters), but I'm slightly concerned that I might start singing along in public...
by jonbly
Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:26 pm
Forum: FF 2019
Topic: Are we dead yet?
Replies: 1
Views: 858

Are we dead yet?

4/10 - Comedy, allegedly. Some OK plot hiding beneath a thick layer of idiots.
Spoiler:
Then it just stops. The prologue was apparently the ending, but that implies that our 'heroes' got the gold... but they didn't. Mr Sanderson's guys did, as far as we know.
I don't care anymore.
by jonbly
Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:16 pm
Forum: FF 2019
Topic: Mary
Replies: 6
Views: 2696

Mary

7/10 - Mainstream horror, nice and safe. 'Distinctly OK'.
by jonbly
Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:14 pm
Forum: FF 2019
Topic: Dark Sense
Replies: 0
Views: 1743

Dark Sense

6/10 - Psychic Simon is alternately powerless or unstoppable... but otherwise this went pretty well. I was confused by his ability to heal himself... which I'd assumed only related to his psychic 'stigmata', but later seems to cover broken legs and acid burns (and in retrospect perhaps even a crushe...