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by Porkboy
Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:57 am
Forum: FF2009
Topic: Night Of The Demons
Replies: 31
Views: 29968

It was a jolly enough romp. And I'm never one to shy away from anal sex on the big screen - but demon anal sex? Nice. And I thought it was Type O Negative's All Hallows Eve that was being played during the dance/kiss/tit ripping scene, but I've just checked and your right - it was Black No. 1 (Littl...
by Porkboy
Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:38 am
Forum: FF2009
Topic: Coffin Rock
Replies: 19
Views: 18011

I didn't mind this - it was well-acted an' all, but the ending ruined it for me. They shouldn't have given away the results and just finished with the husband looking out to sea. At the end of the day, she had fucked someone else: a nutter who then tried to kill her friend and actually murdered some...
by Porkboy
Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:28 am
Forum: FF2009
Topic: The Human Centipede
Replies: 38
Views: 33463

The Human Centipede was a huge surprise for me - I expected it to be utter shite and when the film started I thought "Yep, utter shite alright." But once the girls were drugged and the three victims were being talked through the surgery - basically when the film started going a bit mental - I thorou...
by Porkboy
Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:40 am
Forum: FF2009
Topic: Dead Snow
Replies: 26
Views: 21436

I really enjoyed Dead Snow - the idea for the sequel sounds interesting too...
by Porkboy
Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:48 am
Forum: FF2009
Topic: Macabre
Replies: 22
Views: 18894

Bloody but nothing amazingly special. Had some really OTT acting from the mother, and the film, despite being quite short, seemed to go on forever.
by Porkboy
Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:43 am
Forum: FF2009
Topic: An American Werewolf In London
Replies: 31
Views: 28187

Aah, this is one of my favourite films (scared the crap out of me when I was young - the video cover alone gave me nightmares) and I thought it looked bloody lovely in it's remastered print. Yeah, lip-syncing was an issue in a couple of spots but hopefully that won't be on the blu-ray when it's rele...
by Porkboy
Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:35 am
Forum: FF2009
Topic: The Horseman
Replies: 31
Views: 27913

I enjoyed this one too - like a few have said before, nothing original, but it has characters you care about and has a very gritty, realistic feel to it. Well-acted too.
by Porkboy
Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:30 am
Forum: FF2009
Topic: La Horde
Replies: 34
Views: 31146

I enjoyed it but felt that the end was too OTT, and it became style over substance. And it felt very derivative of many other films. But on the whole it was a solid effort, and I was never bored. 6(ish) out of ten for me.
by Porkboy
Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:23 am
Forum: FF2009
Topic: Shadow
Replies: 49
Views: 40215

Great cinematography and one or two nasty moments, but on the whole I didn't like this. It just seemed to be a re-hash of other film's ideas (I'm glad I'm not the only one who picked up on the Jacob's Ladder rip). I was hoping, as the film reached its climax, that the ending was going to pull the ru...
by Porkboy
Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:11 am
Forum: FF2009
Topic: The Hills Run Red
Replies: 43
Views: 34061

I wasn't too keen on this one - bad performances and too much quick-cut editing that's become so prominent in horror films today ruined it for me. It had moments, but not many. At the end of the film I spent more time trying to figure out how the killers managed to film the night-time murders with a...
by Porkboy
Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:47 pm
Forum: FF2009
Topic: DEADWALKERS
Replies: 13
Views: 12474

Not a fan of this - looked great but other than that, no substance and forced style made me wish I was actually watching a real western.
by Porkboy
Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:45 pm
Forum: FF2009
Topic: Infestation
Replies: 25
Views: 20871

Yeah I enjoyed this one too. I was worried during the first few minutes though - I found the humour to be forced and wasn't enjoying it. Thankfully that all changed once everyone was "wrapped" and started to break free. It's not a perfect film but it was good fun.
by Porkboy
Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:38 pm
Forum: FF2009
Topic: Triangle
Replies: 34
Views: 29156

Melissa George was the highlight for me - cracking performance. Other than that, a slightly above-average, well-made film. Hopefully it will allow Ms George to get more beefy roles in the future.