THE HORRIBLY SLOW MURDER WITH THE EXTREMELY INEFFICIENT WEAP

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THE HORRIBLY SLOW MURDER WITH THE EXTREMELY INEFFICIENT WEAP

Post by Team Banzai » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:55 pm

ON.. the short film with the long arse title... did it make you smile?

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Post by Satans Puppy » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:07 pm

HOOORAY!!! It was fantabulous until GRACE and this arrived, I was kinda feeling average all around but evil babies and inefficient weapon wielding supernatural thingy mabobs!! :)

All spoons have now been removed from the ktichen and hidden!

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Post by Beef246 » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:32 pm

This was definately one of the highlights for me, I was expecting a pea shooter lol

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Post by Geishagirl » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:55 pm

Brilliant! Marlyin Manson does murder and menace by cutlery! Great idea to shoot a short as a spoof film trailer. (Very 'Grindhouse').. I'd actually like to see that movie! :D
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Post by feggie » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:09 pm

Good laugh and it seemed to be really well received. Well everyone except the one guy sitting next to me who really loudly exclaimed 'It's one joke and they all seem to be lapping it up. What does that say about them.'

Should point out that this guy was in for one film in the 2 days and that was The Unborn. Nuff said.

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Post by kitkat » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:16 pm

Excellent stuff. Fear the spoon!!!

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Post by krispyg » Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:27 pm

A follow up about forks is currently in production.

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Post by maxmum » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:27 pm

What absolute genious.

I loved this to death, one of the funiest things ever made!
Thanks for the ride, sir.
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Post by scrobble » Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:20 pm

Loved it!

We saw his other short, Criticized, at a rival film festival in Edinburgh (shock horror!) last year and that was fab too. Look forward to seeing the feature length version of Criticized when he finishes it.
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Post by lupogirl » Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:26 pm

Beware of the man with spoon. He can tap anywhere and anytime. Very amusing!
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Post by roughcutreviews » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:52 pm

I wish I had made that. My jaw hurt so much from laughing....
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Post by krispyg » Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:52 pm

http://rutube.ru/tracks/1698519.html?v= ... 6a2b692676

Still makes me laugh.

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Post by maxmum » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:43 am

Oh is it on there! sweet! I have been dying to show this to people!
Thanks for the ride, sir.
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