Wrong Turn 3

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Wrong Turn 3

Post by Reanimator » Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:49 pm

This was a pleasant surprise and can hold its own with the other 2 movies.

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Post by Grindhouse » Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:00 pm

No it cant its rubbish.the 1st had a a band of inbred cannibals,the 2nd had a community of inbred cannibals,the 3rd has one and a half bulgarians wearing mutant masks running around the woods fast than a sprinter.
Tamar hassan as a yank convict,not to mention that bloody awful screen projection,to make it look like they were driving.
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Post by Satans Puppy » Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:31 pm

Enjoyable with and audience.... prolly wouldn't have made it to the end on my own.
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Post by krispyg » Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:47 am

I really did not like this and would never ever want to see it again. I could not take to the characters, thought the acting was so wooden it should have been coated in Ronseal and the only part I liked was the start of the film and the white water rafting (something I have always wanted to do).

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Post by lupogirl » Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:07 am

Rathe enjoyed this one. Entertainng dumb fun film. Some rather good deaths. Get me entertained in watching it.
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Post by nekro » Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:04 am

enjoyable, some nice killings and went along at a good pace. tamer hassan couldn't decide whether to speak like he was a Mexican convict or a Millwall football hooligan though

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Post by PatrolDave » Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:50 am

Yeah, this was terrible, but fun.

The opening five minutes had me literally sqealing with laughter.

Some decent kills as well.
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Post by maxmum » Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:31 pm

This was poo
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Post by mga76 » Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:17 pm

PatrolDave wrote:Yeah, this was terrible, but fun.

The opening five minutes had me literally sqealing with laughter.

Some decent kills as well.
Absolutely, opening scene was hilarious, some good kills, didn't take itself too seriously, a thoroughly entertaining film.

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Re: Wrong Turn 3

Post by Wolfshade » Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:05 pm

Reanimator wrote:This was a pleasant surprise and can hold its own with the other 2 movies.
No, no, no - just NO! The first 2 were professionally made films, this one was an absolute joke of a movie.

The CGI was some of the worst ever - especially the bit were the guy gets cut in 3 and the bit were the guy's face is sliced off, and the "special" effects looked like they were made on Blue Peter in 2 minutes with some cellotape and a washing up liquid bottle - the eye out of the socket was just embarassing and the mutant masks were utterly terrible. The acting was dire as was the storyline, I just hope this is the end of the Wrong Turn franchise, cos it really needs to end after this.

However, even though it was terrible, it was entertaining in parts, because you could laugh at how band it was, and for that reason it wasn't the worst of the night - Umbage was. WT3 was crap but funny, Umbrage was just crap and boring.

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Post by odishon » Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:36 pm

Skipped this one for a leisurely 'meal' in McDonalds. Sounds like it was the right thing to do!

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Post by Pumpkin » Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:49 pm

Unbelievably rubbish. I really enjoyed watching it at the all-nighter where we can all laugh and take the piss together though.

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Post by orlovsky » Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:01 pm

Great fun for all the wrong reasons, I'm sure this'll be on Zone Horror in the next 6 months though. Oh, and nice to see them one-up Joe Lynch's infamous "vag slice" towards the start of the film! :D
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Post by Hello Doris! » Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:59 pm

Ahh it was so bad it was good. Loved the brilliant over the top driving whilst on the same stretch of road. Also did anyone else notice the man that became more and more Irish as the film went on?
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Post by The Soapmaker » Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:40 pm

Hello Doris! wrote:Also did anyone else notice the man that became more and more Irish as the film went on?
Yes indeed. It turns out almost the entire cast are British or Irish, plus a couple of non-speaking Bulgarians.

For a cheapie straight-to-DVD sequel, it was fine. Shame the jokey tone of the first five minutes was pretty much abandoned for the rest of the film, though.

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