Alien vs Ninja

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Alien vs Ninja

Post by jonbly » Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:50 pm

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...

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Re: Alien vs Ninja

Post by xBIGJOEx » Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:48 pm

oh come on man it was FUN! so many laughs and silliness the definition of dumb fun
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Re: Alien vs Ninja

Post by chary » Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:15 pm

I Loved this movie, very silly and unlike most of the other movies shown, a lot of lighthearted fun. I'm glad that it was included

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Re: Alien vs Ninja

Post by xBIGJOEx » Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:24 pm

yeah i thought it was fun way to end the day
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Re: Alien vs Ninja

Post by streetrw » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:36 pm

It's become an FF tradition to include a demented Japanese offering with nothing going on but blood, gore, severed limbs, decapitations and frankly dodgy FX work. We had the incoherent Tokyo Gore Police two years ago and the endless Vampire Girl Vs Frankenstein Girl in 2009. AVN (Alien Vs Ninja didn't actually appear on screen) is better than those two movies - it more or less makes sense and there's some kind of narrative in there that's vaguely followable. Rubbish, but not entirely unentertaining.
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Post by narcan » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:53 pm

For a movie which describes it's entire plot in a 3 words 'Alien Vs Ninja' was totally unpredictable and awesomely entertaining; the ninjas, zombiefied by the cute pink alien parasites, all of a sudden swearing in English was hilarious. The fast-paced editing and snappy Manga-esque camera angles, the great ninja costumes and the bonkers rubber monster suits all helped make this one of my favorite films of the weekend.
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Re: Alien vs Ninja

Post by nagelfar » Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:48 pm

Bloody mindless fun. Perfect late night movie.
Stupid? Yes, very much so.
Funny? Even more so.
Alien fighting that looks like fucking? Sign me up.
Hot chick with weapons? Hell yeah.
Alien penises ejaculating pink little Aliens? Hey, why not!

Much needed break from all the serious stuff.
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Post by lupogirl » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:48 pm

Even though at times I couldn't see the subtitles properly. It did not really matter. It was a no brainer film. Just what I needed at the end of the night. Thought the baby Alien looked cute in it's bag.
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Post by Jim Fear » Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:29 pm

Like a gory 'Power Rangers' if the alien costumes are anything to go by. Shitty TV show comparisons aside, it was as to be expected. Stupid, bloody fun and ideal for the late night slot.

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Post by **suzy** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:06 pm

i am going to be totally honest and admit that I fell asleep lol It was funny and I enjoyed the little bit I saw but I was so tired that I just snuggled down in my seat and went to sleep lol heard it was good though
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Re: Alien vs Ninja

Post by grzegorz » Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:16 pm

so surprised that i liked this one. last year i couldn't take VG vs FG and stormed off the cinema after like 20 minutes or so. this time i quite enjoyed this. maybe there was some more concern about so called plot (nevermind how thin), instead of focus on gushers of blood standing for half of the movie. extremely silly, cheesy and rubbery but hey, this is Sushi Typhoon - so what else to expect (although Siono's new entry is different in tone hopefully). once a year i can bear with this kind of, hmmm..., entertainment.

one thing i can't stand is that there's always this stupid character who is cheeky, clumsy and fat. the same type of gags in different films, the same lines. luckily, he was disposed of like halfway through the movie.

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Re: Alien vs Ninja

Post by maxmum » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:37 am

Great midnight movie full of laughs to keep you awake.
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