Urban Explorers

Pick at the bones of 2011's films
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Re: Urban Explorers

Post by Wolfshade » Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:35 pm

A bit poo.

Quite a few things annoyed me about the film, namely:
- why did the guy not make sure the bad dude was dead when he had the chance to kill him?
- this bad guy must have really eaten his Wheetabix if he can be shot, beaten repeatedly with various weapons, and still get up like nothing's happened!
- how exactly did he instanteously know where the girl had escaped to?
- the station staff must be extremely slack if they don't notice someone brutally murdering one of the staff, then kindly mopping up the mess!
- the commuters must be particularly dense if they think some blood splattered oaf who beats up the passengers is the ticket conducter!

Shouldn't really have been shown as the lack of subtitles rendered long chucks a total mystery, but even with the killer's promised "humour" visible, I don't this would have been much better.

Tried to be Creep (which I hate but many like), but turned out like a few recent Fright Fest abominations we've had - Shadow, Catacombs and Spiderhole.
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Re: Urban Explorers

Post by gazadams » Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:46 am

very well done :D

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Re: Urban Explorers

Post by Stephen with ph » Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:36 pm

"Wolf Creek" under Berlin.

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Re: Urban Explorers

Post by grzegorz » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:16 pm

if you think this one was bad (which it was, of course) then you should watch Ukrainian "Shtolnya", for a movie set in underground bunker with annoying characters and hole-ridden plot.

and srsly, german torture porn...

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Re: Urban Explorers

Post by MaxRenn » Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:15 pm

grzegorz wrote:if you think this one was bad (which it was, of course) then you should watch Ukrainian "Shtolnya", for a movie set in underground bunker with annoying characters and hole-ridden plot.

and srsly, german torture porn...
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