The Soapmaker wrote:AdeBrown wrote:More importantly, what's best? This or Zombie Women of Satan?
Zombie Women of Satan.
It was more incompetent but a lot more amusing.
Wolfshade wrote:Pumpkin wrote: It was a bit like watching 13 year olds putting on their own version of the League of Gentlemen.
Agree, the humour seemed to be trying to copy League Of Gentlemen, and not only that, the ringmaster's make up was a complete copy off Papa Lazarou.
TheDukeAbides wrote:I was thinking that my one sentence review would be enough, but this piece of shit film has provoked feelings of anger and resentment in me.
I've seen bad films before. I've felt like I've wasted my time and my money, but I've never been angry after a film before like I was after this piece of shit.
It could well be that 2 of mates loved this piece of shit, as did seemingly some/most of the audience there.
It could be, as has been mentioned, the adoring bunch of sycophants brought along to act as human applause signs for this piece of shit film.
It could be the volume of the thing, which was ear-splittingly loud (I like loud, if it is a good loud) and seemingly designed to beat you into submission by nulling one of your senses so you become a less rational human being and actually liked this piece of shit.
It could be that the acting was merely screaming for most of this piece of shit film and that I didn't like any of the characters at all, whether I was 'supposed' to or not (well, except the ferret).
It could be that in this piece of shit film there was not one single new idea, not one single original death, not one single funny moment and not one single bit of tension or scare.
It was just pure, simple fecal matter. A gorilla's finger disguised of 500 feet of celluloid. Something a beetle would roll up to lay it's eggs in. A explosing of excrement, a discharge of brown water. A defecation on the souls of all that is good and scary. Types 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale. Crap. Turd.
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