Desired Films.

[Lou_Roll]

My preference of films at this year's Frightfest are:

1.) 'My Little Pony; Sparkles Looses Her Shit.'
2.) 'The Pope's Turned Feral. F*cking Run.'
3.) Jeremy Clarkson has a mental breakdown and hides under beds with an axe in 'Clarkson; I'm Trying To Sleep You Crazy Prick.'

[zur-an-arrh]

Lou, are you alright?

[Lou_Roll]

Fine. I just clearly think there is a gap for these in the market.

[Wulfster]

I would pay an absolute shit-load of money to see any one of those films!!

But then again, I thought that about "Kill Keith" with Keith Chegwin ... and look how that turned out!

[Lou_Roll]

Right I'm on it. These will be ready for next year...

[scoutthehorizon]

Right, I'm risking my professional credibility with festival giving these secrets away. But it's a wednesday & you all deserve a treat...

FRIGHTFEST XTRA will this year play host to: the grindhouse exploitation classic- "Barry Chuckle- To Me... IN YOU", the new riveting documentary from ex Alaskan presidential cadidate Sarah Palin- "Shredless Marmalade: Fact or Fiction", "Tortoise Bride" and a spectacular revival of Andrew Lloyd Weber's acclaimned CATS.

There, the cats (ahem) out of the bag.

[Lou_Roll]

Ohhhh bad final chouce (I work in Theatre as well as TV) so you will pay for the final suggestion.
Hide behind your chair; I'm coming for you.