This wasn't at all bad!
Concerned that it was introduced as being cut but 'not by much' - where is the outrage? Concerned Emilly Booth (who I like a lot) introduced this by saying the Horror Channel show the original without pointing out that they show the incredibly cut version..maybe it's just me. Maybe I care too much. Why has everything gone so pro-establishment? You know, I was so cross with Alan Jones at last year's Frighfest mocking Dario Argento's Giallo, and then, just before we get to the main movie, we get a Horror Channel advert for a season of Argento movies introduced by Jones, with him saying 'Argento is an auteur' and I just think - no, the definition of an auteur is someone who creates his own way, with individualistic style, whether it makes sense to us or not. Giallo made sense to me. If you really believed Argento was an auteur you would also have to love Giallo, Mother of Tears and every film the man makes. An auteur is to be followed and appreciated, whatever the direction the creativity has taken. Anyway, enough of that, but the advert did irk me a bit... but this isn't about personalties. It's about a remake of one of the most famous and feared horror movies of all time!! So on -
The film - not bad, not really very shocking, the rape and threat was all very smooth and unconvincing, very Hollywood. I don't know what the BBFC chose to cut, but if it was anything like we had on screen - I can't believe it would really corrupt even Bagpuss. Was the content they cut really more shocking than Salo, Irreversible, Last House On The Left, Caligula, Hostel (films uncut by the BBFC)? No, I don't think so. I think that with a new government the BBFC have been given new rules and it's like 1983 all over again - this will be laughed about in 20 years time. Documentaries will be made. Snip snip snip.
Anyway, on to the film.
The lead actress - Sarah Butler - who? - was pretty enough. Not that convincing. Ok though. Nice hair. And - in the credits - we find out she has a body double. Ha - lol! See - I am getting old. Imagine Camille Keaton with a body double....(please don't someone now tell me she did have one!!)
In the original, the rape was upsetting. Not here. In the original the violence follows on from the abuse. It was convincing. It was conveyed as justified. Here the gap between attack and violence was extended too far and was just jarring for me. It also involved the wife and daughter of the main bad guy. In the remake it's a mistake. Something happens to a family member we assume, that probably doesn't justify retribution; it makes the woman a monster here, the way she lingers on what she may have done - she is now a villain, we aren't on her side, it doesn't work. I think mainly because the acting isn't great. Bad mistake. You begin to realise how great Keaton's performance (to a script based on an upsetting true story) was.
The violence was shocking at times, but relatively restrained. The most famous moment - the snip - was entirely off camera. Hey, same with the original, but funnily enough - you really notice it here. It's clankily edited. It's all too - obviously a movie. Just a movie. You don't have to keep repeating this to yourself over and over. It's obvious! The shotgun bit too - a bit, well, yucky to think of, but very short on gore for the main kill. Bit of a dumb idea that bit about him being an 'arse man' - it was forced. In all senses of the word! The movie was entirely short on the money shot. But the ideas were icky enough. That bird bit was pretty original.
I sort of thought it was good, a bit later and I think it's ok. It's one of the better remakes. But really, Camille Keaton's astonishing performance in the uncut original is the one you need to see. I don't think the original nasties can be copied. Because the originals weren't made with a sense of knowing - a nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Remakes essentially are recycled moviemaking. They can never be a favourite movie of yours - because they are copies, maybe glossier, but never like the taste of the real thing.
I can't say I hated this film. I just sort of felt a bit 'blah' about it all. Still, it scared the row of ladies in front of me, and that can't be a bad thing for any horror movie to do!
Damatotomato gives this film 3 balls of blood out of 5 - 000
